your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
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he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Mom said you looked used
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
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I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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