don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
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i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
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After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
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