i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
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