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I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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