So I went on a date with this girl...and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my bday present.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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