wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
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I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
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just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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