The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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