so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
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Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
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OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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