i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
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I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
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Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
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