What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
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They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
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i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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