when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
he high fived his dick after we had sex
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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