i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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