Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
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Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
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On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
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