Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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