The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
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Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
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Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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