You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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