Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
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Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
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Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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