I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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