from now on my penis is your penis
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
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Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
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LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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