Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
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The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
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His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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