That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
where are my pants?
in the oven.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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