We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I will pee on everything he values.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
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