Me. At least after what I've been through.
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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