I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
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Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
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Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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