You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
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Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
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when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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