Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
He did a backflip because drugs
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