Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
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whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
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What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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