So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
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