Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
i need some magic done to my vagina
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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