I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
my sisters under your porch take her home
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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