i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
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