We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
i need some magic done to my vagina
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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