My kitchen smells like failed pina coladas.
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
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Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
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Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
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