I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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