Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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