Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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