wanna go halves on a baby?
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
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My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
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There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
there is puke in my bra ... again
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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