omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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