I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
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the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
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So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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