Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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