I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
My vagina just recognized that song.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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