No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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