I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Everything about him screamed your future.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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