Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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