Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
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Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
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Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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