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• (757): View more from Virginia

  margs and chips and queso make the world go round

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  well and inertia

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• (434): View more from Virginia

  why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?

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  you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"

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• (516): View more from New York

  its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved

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• (813): View more from Florida

  Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.

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  I ordered a moonbounce.

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  Fuck, you win.

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong

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• (425): View more from Washington

  so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.

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  Who in tha hell do u hang out with?

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.

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• (518): View more from New York

  It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me

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• (219): View more from Indiana

  I gave him a HANDJOB.

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  But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.

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