My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
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All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
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As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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