in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
Randomize
