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You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.

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I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.

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(860): You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you. (407): I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige. http://tfl.nu/6i4m

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now

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(321): just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now http://tfl.nu/uvwa

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(937): View more from Ohio

Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.

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(937): Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes. http://tfl.nu/4vss

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(540): View more from Virginia

Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head

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(540): Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head http://tfl.nu/ec63

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(949): View more from California

I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.

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(949): I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying. http://tfl.nu/ychl

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(504): View more from Louisiana

My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life

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(504): My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life http://tfl.nu/kko9

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(305): View more from Florida

so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.

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(305): so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high. http://tfl.nu/cyd0

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(609): View more from New Jersey

Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City

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(609): Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City http://tfl.nu/hsks

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(630): View more from Illinois

it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.

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(630): it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up. http://tfl.nu/l5tu

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(678): View more from Georgia

I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.

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WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!

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(678): I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama. (770): WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?! http://tfl.nu/mh7d

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My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.

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Why?

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Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.

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(206): My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now. (415): Why? (206): Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch. http://tfl.nu/7w51

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He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.

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(630): He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table. http://tfl.nu/sm7d

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(702): View more from Nevada

My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story

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they all just nodded

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(702): My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story (702): they all just nodded http://tfl.nu/l03v

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(214): View more from Texas

I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.

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(214): I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be. http://tfl.nu/287t

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.

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(570): I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended. http://tfl.nu/azds

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