So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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