I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
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I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
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In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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