I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
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