I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
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My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
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the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
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