IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
i need some magic done to my vagina
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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